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History It was a dark time for Georgetown ska. It was September in the year of Our Lord nineteen hundred and ninety eight. The Instigators, the town's resident ska band for so long, had recently disbanded and (sniff) taken jobs in the real world. Things looked bleak, but in the dank recesses of the GU pep band room, the ska rebirth was, um, reborn. Lee Stafford, Bethesda resident and bass man of the highest regard, approached Long Island trombonist John Cain with the immortal words "Do you like ska?" and Dr. Zaius was officially born. Like Feinian heroes of yore, they collected a brave, though
motley, crew of ragamuffins, and were ready to begin. There were a few problems
with holding onto either a sax player or a lead singer though...
In the first few months Dr. Z was briefly graced with the presences of alto saxaphonists Mike Hammer and
Meg Kinnard and the baritone saxiphone skills of Dominique Gonyer. Unfortunately, none stayed for
more than 3 practices. This was unfortunate because they were all really cool, unlike the first lead
singer, who will always remain in our memories as "The Bitch." Like her namesake, she was a
bitch. She came to 4 practices in the span of 4 months, and then quit. What a bitch! And she
took all of the band's lyrics and CDs when she left. Damn, she was a bitch!
Then a real tragedy struck the band. Andrew Baxter, a.k.a. Drum God, left the band so
he could play in every other campus band. This sucked ass. But Ryan Hathaway, of GU Pep
Band fame, offered to join, and there was much rejoicing. Hurrah. Soon after this near-calamity,
Dr. Zaius (or Mr. Biggelsworth, as we were briefly known) were fronted by a boyfriend-girlfriend duo whose duration in the band was so short no one can
remember their names. D'oh! But longtime band friend Alissa Goodman then volunteered her vocal talents, and
there was much rejoicing. Hurrah. Dr. Zaius finally had it's first serious frontperson.
After having a lineup that was stable for more than a month, the band began to play numerous gigs
on campus and at the infamous Grog and Tankard of Wisconsin Ave. It was at this time that alto
saxaphonist Zena Barakat, awestruck by the power and talent of the band, asked to join. Wary of the
saxaphone curse that Dr. Zaius, she was allowed to join, and there was much rejoicing. Hurrah.
Unfortunately, this lineup was not to last. Rob Ryang transferred to Columbia to pursue his dream of
film, erotic film that is (just kidding). Alissa resigned her post that summer over creative differences.
The band, shaken but still resolved, realized that they had gone through more singers than Van Halen, and they
looked within the band for a new singer. Unbeknown to the rest of the band, Zena could sing, and sing
she would, and there was much rejoicing. Hurrah.
The lineup seemed complete again. Parth would cover Rob's parts, and the horn section seemed content. Seemed, I said.
John had recruited an alto sax from his hometown, John Mooney, but ROTC soon recruited him, and that was that.
Tim Hanson, another Long Islander, hung around enough and gradually got accepted as a band member, then left. Chris Stege took another
route, securing his membership in the band by asking for solemn promises from Doug, Lee, and John when
they were drunk. All was going well that year, until white boy himself informed us that he would have to quit the band in order to purse his
career in investment banking and porn films. Due this unfortunate event Dr. Zaius auditioned guitar players from across the land, until we found Mr. Jim Weir. There was much rejoicing.
In the process we were able to aquire the man-about-town Dan Fabiano as our new alto sax player. Will he break the saxaphone curse? Only time can tell.
Nothing can stop Dr. Zaius now. They recorded a demo. They have a stable lineup. They conquered the small nation of Andorra (ok, maybe
that's only a half truth). Only time will tell where if the apes take over the earth like that movie about apes on that planet said, what was that film called again?
Reporter: Uh, question for the barbecue chef: Don't you think there is an inherent danger in sending underqualified civilians into space? Homer: I'll field this one. The only danger is if they send us to that terrible Planet of the Apes.....Wait a minute, Statue of Liberty...That was our planet! You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to Hell! The Band Click the name of any band member to send them e-mail. Or e-mail the band at drzaius_theband@hotmail.com
Musicans In Training: Jim Weir Jim, our new guitar player hails from the mystical and legendary land near Cleveland. Thats right folks, Ohio. He is clinically insane......like a fox!!! Dan Fabiano Dan joins the band in order to break the Dr. Zaius curse of the saxaphones. We knew Dan was right for the band when he started to share his knowledge on genitalla during a brief chat between bandmates. People Who Are Not In The Band, But Have Contributed To It Some Way:
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Special Thanks Thanks to all our parents, roomates, lovers, and pets for putting up with our crap. We'd also like to thank, WGTB, The GU Pep Band, Bill Appleyard and the rest at 3301. 3619 Prospect Street, Dave, Johnzo, Krista, Davis, Megan, The University of Virginia, Samir and the rest of the Juice Mafia, Father Pat, Graham Brown, Vince and Nick, The Simpsons, Fine products by Sony, Rack and Ruin Studios, democracy, nuclear power, widgets, The Republic of Ireland, drunk fans, and anyone else who I should thank. Thanks To All The Bands We Have Played With: The Unidentified, WERC, The Ratchet Boys, Mop Attack, Car Bomb Inc, Bankshot, The Pilfers, Professor Plum, Doublespeak, Second Floor, and Park Bench Jam. |